Speeches by Ghani.

“I call the Chair of the Transport Committee.”

“Order. That is the end of the statement on the response to the Huntingdon train attack. I will give the Front-Bench teams a few moments to shuffle over.”

“I call the shadow Secretary of State.”

“Order. We are running out of time, so I ask for questions, and answers, to be shorter.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“I call my parliamentary chess partner, Warinder Juss, who lost to Kazakhstan by six points.”

“Order. Colleagues can see that it will be impossible for me to get everybody in, particularly if you are 13 minutes late—Mr Grahame Morris, you will most definitely not be getting in. [Laughter.] I call Martin Vickers.”

“I thank Members for working with me and for speaking at lightning speed. I also thank the Leader of the House, who has got his exercise in for the week.”

“I can see the hon. Gentleman nodding. What Members say outside the Chamber is not a matter for the Chair, but he has most definitely put his point on the record. He has most likely read the recent report from the Speaker’s Conference, which once again talked about Members using moderate political language.”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“We need super-short questions. I will try to get everybody in.”

“A tip for Members: look at your question, cross out half of it, and speak for half the length of time.”

“These questions will last around an hour. Members will have to police themselves over the length of the questions that they wish to deliver. I call the shadow Leader of the House.”

“For the final Back Bencher contribution, I call Mark Sewards.”

“I thank the hon. Gentleman for notice of his point of order, and his assurance that the Member concerned has been notified.”

“I thank the hon. Lady for notice of her point of order, and her assurance that she has notified the Minister. While this is not a matter for the Chair, I am sure those on the Treasury Bench—I am seeking to make eye contact—have heard and noted her frustration.”

“Emily Thornberry will speak for up to 10 minutes, during which time no interventions may be taken. At the conclusion of her statement, I will call Members to ask questions on the subject of the statement, and these should be brief questions, not full speeches. I emphasise that questions should be directed to the Select…”

“Order. Ms Munt, you say, “you are saying”, but I am not. I hope you are coming to a conclusion.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”