Speeches by Ghani.

“Order. Interventions are made by colleagues who have been contributing and spending time in the Chamber and not just wandering in; the hon. Member got very lucky just then. Mr Rosindell, please go ahead.”

“Thank you so much for pointing that out. Unless colleagues have been bobbing from the beginning, they are unlikely to be called—there are colleagues on the Government Back Benches who will not be called in this debate—but it is absolutely right that those belonging to the party that forms a majority in the House tend t…”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“Order. Just before the intervention is taken, I must mention the reference to “you”. Surely you are not responding to a question that I have just asked; you are speaking to the Chair. Please continue, Sir Ashley.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“Order. You must bob if you wish to contribute. I call Rachel Gilmour to make her maiden speech.”

“Fabulous at 60! Mabel, Jesse and your mum will be very proud. Now we have another maiden speech. I call Matt Bishop.”

“I should put on record my thanks to Emily Craig, a gold medallist from my constituency who comes from Mark Cross and for whom Rotherfield recently organised a tea party. If the Minister wants to win a gold medal, she should definitely come to my constituency.”

“I call Sarah Hall to make her maiden speech.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson, Max Wilkinson.”

“I have a little tip for the shadow Minister for future speeches: my husband David and daughter Farah are Arsenal fans.”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“Having saved the best till last, I call Jim Dickson.”

“Order. I am going to try to get everybody in, so let us keep questions really short.”

“More than 20 people are hoping to get in, so let us keep contributions short and snappy.”

“I call Andrew Cooper to make his maiden speech.”

“We are all in awe of Cindy. That was a very powerful speech.”

“It is important to be procedurally correct in the Chamber, and the procedure is: cream first and jam second.”

“I call Ben Maguire to make his maiden speech.”

“The Hansard reporters will definitely need your speech to make sure the spellings are correct. I call Sarah Coombes to make her maiden speech.”