Speeches by Hoyle.

“I call the Chair of the Culture, Media and Sport Committee.”

“I call the shadow Minister.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson, Bobby Dean.”

“I call the shadow Secretary of State.”

“Order. May I just say—[Interruption.] No, you are going to hear it, whether you like it or not. Mr Tugendhat, I expect better from you. You will be wanting to catch my eye, and this is not the best way to do it. Can we please show a little bit more respect, which I normally get from you?”

“Order. Mr Cartlidge, you are very energetic there and even I can hear you from here, so please can we have a little bit less?”

“I call the Chair of the Foreign Affairs Committee.”

“I call the Liberal Democrat spokesperson.”

“I call the Chair of the Joint Committee on the National Security Strategy.”

“Order. I am not in the position of needing any advice or help. I have had enough from the Opposition Benches; I do not want it starting on the Government Benches, too. I think we will take it that there was, in fairness, an apology to those on the Front Bench.”

“I call the Chair of the Backbench Business Committee.”

“I call the Father of the House.”

“Don’t bother wasting my time then.”

“I cannot prolong the UQ. I know the hon. Lady well, and I know she will not leave it at that point of order. She will go and use all the options that are open to her, and I am sure that she will be coming back in not too distant a time.”

“I call Tom Tugendhat, who will not keep this debate going.”

“I am sure the right hon. Member would not want to give up his seat quite so quickly.”

“Before we move to business questions, I would like to pay tribute to BBC Radio 4’s “Today in Parliament” programme, which last week celebrated its 80th anniversary. Barring the occasional power cut, “Today in Parliament” has been broadcasting every night that Parliament has been sitting since it was first aired on 9 Oc…”

“It is not even a point of order, and you know that—we are keeping the debate going. I do congratulate the Minister and feel sorry that this is his first outing, but I have to say, if you take the pay check, you also take the pain that goes with it.”

“Order. Mr Snell, I thought you were the man who had sent me a letter about going on the Chairmen’s Panel. This is not the way to get a good interview.”

“I call the Leader of the Opposition.”